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Music & Lyrics by Divvy
All Rights Reserved. Izzy Junior Selections/ASCAP.


I took an axe to a 40 Karat,
I cut that som-bitch in half so we could share it.
I wanna check out your apartment , your place.
I wanna kiss you on the lips of the face.

I wanna take you to another planet 
I wanna sweep you off your feet till you goddammit.
I wanna deck you out in rubies so pricey,
I wanna lay you next to Gingi and Icey.

Ooo. split it in half. leave your autograph.

I wanna serve you up an  a la carte
of all your favorite pieces and parts,
I wanna show you that I'm nobody's fool.
I wanna show you that I'm Strong like Bull.

Ooo. split in half. it only hurts when I laugh.

I took an axe to a 40 Karat, I cut that sucker in half
so we could share it.
I pray for peace in the middle east, and for a piece
of your little crease.
I wanna take you to an ethnic potluck, 
so you can see how a crook and a cop fuck~
Float the river Nile while we Daka/Dakini,
deck you out in vinyl in the shape of bikini,
that would really make me  lose my cool,
would you still love me while i shiver and drool?
I wanna get you right away to the Bahamas,
where you can start to be my baby's mama.
I wanna find a moonlit place with Keshama
where I can make her some saliva Pajamas.

Ooo. split in half. all over the gaff.

>>>I wanna take you to the Straits of Gibraltar,
and sacrifice you up on an altar.
I wanna slice you up (and) have you for lunch,
guess I drank too much of the donkey punch.

I wanna take you  to the Tropic of Cancer
make you in to my little private belly dancer.
You be the Henry and I'll be the Miller,
you be the Victim and i'll be the Killer.


from Don't Judge A Crook By His Lover, released September 7, 2011
Lead & Rhythm Guitars - Evan Gruzis
Bass Guitar - Scott Pagano
Drum Kit - Jason Mills
Additional Backing Vocals - Melodye Perry
Lead & Backing Vocals - Divvy



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